February 2012
January 2012
Maurice Sendak/Stephen Colbert: New OTP.
Dear Waldo, Could I interest you in becoming a... →
1964: I want to hold your hand
1978: Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round
1990: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
2005: Booty Booty Booty Booty Rockin Everywhere.
2011: Ass , Ass , Ass , Ass , Ass.
The Riddler: What is it that walks on four legs, then two legs, and finally three legs?
Dr. Young: A human being. As a baby it crawls on four legs, as an adult it walks on two, and in later years it uses a cane.
The Riddler: Good try, but the answer to all three is a baby. True, it crawls on all fours, but cut off its legs and it can only wiggle on two limbs. Give it a crutch and it can hobble around on three. You see?
Dr. Young: That's horrible. How can you even joke about that?
The Riddler: Easily, Doctor. It's not my baby.
“I warn you, he may look like an idiot, talk like an idiot, but don’t let that...”
– Joker (via n-e-v-e-r-m-o-r-e)
downtheyellowbrickedroad:
The Joker is one sassy ass bitch.
“For once I just wanted you to see the world from my perspective, giggling in a...”
– The Joker, Batman; Arkham Asylum (anyone who knows this scene in the game knows what happens next, and I’m getting strangely close)
December 2011
It's Christmas Eve. I'm on Tumblr.
boootstoasses:
